Grunts™ - #014 - Hobbitron Of The Rift - Tiny

He's the last, least, and loudest line of defense between civilization and whatever is clawing its way through the space portal.

Known across the outer systems as the Wormhole Hobbit, the Rift Halfpint, and—usually by people about to regret it—the Portal Shortstack, Hobbitron guards the ancient Void Gate with an oversized weapon, a deeply undersized temper, and absolutely no patience for unauthorized dimensional travel. Though barely tall enough to reach the control panel, he has repelled alien warlords, cosmic parasites, and one extremely confused delivery pilot.

Some call him Void Fun-Size. Others whisper the name Cosmic Hobbitron. But when the portal starts humming and reality begins to split, everyone agrees on one thing:

Never underestimate the little man at the big door!

 GRUNTS™ – Printable Miniature Figure Files

Remember tearing open a pack of little green army men? Trading rubber wrestlers with your friends? Filling entire battlefields across the living room floor?

GRUNTS™ brings that feeling back!

These downloadable 3MF and STL files let you print your own collectible-style miniature inspired by the golden age of 1980s toy aisles. Designed with perfect proportions and balance, bold character details, and classic pocket-sized action figure energy, GRUNTS captures the spirit of vintage army men and muscle-bound collectibles while taking advantage of modern DIY 3D printing technology.

Whether you're building a collection for your display shelf, assembling a squad, creating custom wargaming figures for use in skirmish or other tabletop or role playing games, or just chasing a little childhood nostalgia, these figures are ready for deployment!

Included

High-quality 3MF and STL files
Optimized for standard printers; tested on Bambu Lab printers
Compatible with most modern FDM printers
Designed for clean printing with excellent detail retention
Easy to scale up or down to your preferred size

Print It Your Way

Want a tiny pocket-sized collectible? Go for it! Prefer a larger display piece? Scale it up! The model can be resized to suit your printer, collection, or project. (50 mm tall figures are pictured and set as the standard file size for all GRUNTS).

Perfect For

Retro toy collectors
1980s nostalgia fans
Army men enthusiasts
Tabletop gamers
Custom miniature painters
3D printing hobbyists

Download! Print in minutes! Deploy!