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Grimspoil — The Boss Hog

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GRIMSPOIL — MEET BOSS HOG

⭐ IRON GRIN MOB CHEF
⭐ KEEPER OF THE CLEAVER
⭐ DESTROYER OF HEALTH INSPECTIONS

Nobody asks Boss Hog what’s for dinner.
Mostly because nobody wants to know.
Deep inside the Iron Grin Mob camp, past the stolen ale, weapon piles, and bones that everyone has agreed NOT to ask about, you'll find GrimSpoil's finest dining establishment.
The chef?
‍ BOSS HOG.
His knives are sharp.
His apron is occasionally washed.
His meat is... probably meat.
And his health inspections have a 100% fatality rate.
But tucked under one massive arm is Boss Hog's prized little pig. ️
And there is ONE kitchen rule everyone understands:
THE PIG IS NOT ON THE MENU.
Complain about your food?
CLEAVER.
Send your meal back?
CLEAVER.
Ask if the pork is fresh?
Boss Hog looks at the pig.
The pig looks at Boss Hog.
...
CLEAVER.

Boss Hog is everything we love about GrimSpoil—big personality, ridiculous details, dark humor, and several hundred pounds of Ork who takes his cooking WAY too seriously.
DINNER IS SERVED.
And around here...
YOU WILL CLEAN YOUR DAMN PLATE.
Welcome to GRIMSPOIL.
Where even the chef has a body count.
Be honest: WOULD YOU EAT BOSS HOG'S MYSTERY STEW?
YES — I'M HUNGRY
HELL NO — I KNOW BETTER



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