Bugbear Lumberjack-Warlock A

A Bugbear Warlock combines the terrifying ambush tactics and melee range of a giant, treacherous goblinoid with the dark, mystical powers of an otherworldly patron. This unconventional blend transforms the typically brutal monster into an extremely effective, fearsome, magic-wielding skirmisher.  

That is, unless the Parton has just possessed a wizard-handpuppet and is interrupting your daily work as a lumberjack. Keep your eyes open when choosing a profession.