Warpod Clanker 'kommandant Dank77' Kreep Detachment Artillery Sled

WARPOD PATREON
May 2026

Among the countless unstable artillery commanders fielded by the Clanker war machine, few names inspire more dread than Commandant Dank 77, master of the infamous 'Kreep Squadron', a roaming rapid bombardment detachment responsible for the annihilation of entire resistance sectors across Destron. Little is known about Dank 77 beyond fragmented combat recordings and corrupted transmission logs filled with distorted laughter, screaming targeting coordinates and obsessive references to “painting the horizon red.” Kreep Squadron operates with terrifying speed and precision, emerging from toxic fog banks, ruined transit tunnels and collapsed industrial zones to unleash overwhelming artillery strikes before vanishing again into the wastelands before counterfire can respond.

Entire Rigger cells have reportedly abandoned defensive positions upon intercepting the squadron’s encrypted frequency bursts, recognising the distinctive shrieking sirens and grinding percussion broadcasts that accompany their firing runs.
Across resistance channels the arrival of Kreep Squadron is considered less a battle and more a death sentence.

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