High above the muck and gutters of New Gobbletown—above the alleys choked in smog and the neon flicker of broken promises—there lies another kind of filth: the kind in velvet gloves.
These are The Dandy Maulers, a gang of goblins draped in aristocratic delusion and weaponized etiquette. They aren’t just criminals. They’re titans of twisted industry, running the city’s underground from behind gold-gilded doors and bloodstained ledgers.
They don’t need to shout. They don’t need to sneak. They simply adjust their cuffs, tap their canes, and let centuries of inherited cruelty do the talking.
The city’s elite dine in their restaurants, bank at their institutions, and gamble in their backroom fight pits—never realizing who truly holds the leash. By the time you notice the smile is fake, you’re already part of the business plan.
From boardroom to back alley, ballroom to cage fight, the Maulers rule with a grin and a bludgeon. And in New Gobbletown, manners are just a more fashionable kind of menace.
Included in This Set:
️ Baron Brimblegut – The Visionary
Leader of the Maulers. Charismatic, unhinged, and violently eloquent. Built the gang like a Fortune 500 cult.
Mr. Goldfang – The Collector
Goblin banker turned extortion mogul. Carries a balance sheet and a blackjack in the same briefcase.
️ Mister Slicewell – The Finisher
Blade for hire. Precision addict. Operates a guillotine firm so exclusive, you won’t even know you’re on the client list.
Mr. Chopsworth – The Epicure
Meat magnate and gourmet monster. Serves up the rarest flavors in Gobbletown—legal or otherwise.
🪝 Mr. Hookley – The Retrieval Expert
Salvage mogul and bounty boss. Specializes in “collecting misplaced assets,” living or not.
Mr. Hammerfist – The Enforcer
CEO of Gobbletown’s premier underground fight league. If he’s in the room, someone’s leaving face-first.
Print Info:
Scale: 32mm heroic scale | Bases: 25mm
Support: Pre-supported and clean-cut files included
Style: Sculpted clay-style with rich detail — optimized for dynamic, story-rich prints
Perfect For:
️ Gritty urban fantasy and organized crime-themed games
️ Villainous factions, boss fights, or goblin underworld campaigns
️ Painters seeking expressive faces, bold silhouettes, and Victorian grunge vibes
️ Tables that want goblins with attitude, class, and criminal elegance
Tie your cravat. Load your brass knuckles. And remember: in New Gobbletown, the Dandy Maulers always sit at the head of the table.
